Tuesday, July 27, 2010

on IYM's MIND: Red Star Edition


Red Star Edition:

Have a good night with a one pack of Crystal Light Fruit Punch flavor and two shots of your favorite Vodka and a three shots of Grapefruit and cool it down with some ice.

Or take it to the next level, and drop the Grapefruit juice, and call it Death.
Step 1:

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

on IYM's MIND: Wallet

Remove everything you don't need.

Back up what you do carry, hit up the office copy machine and make copies of every card and piece of ID you do carry.

If you need to carry cards that contain in it your social security number, then take copies of it and black out the last digits on the copy in order to carry it in your wallet.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

on IYM's MIND: Brisk

Brisk is an iced tea soda drink, produced by Lipton in conjunction with Pepsi. Brisk is available in a number of flavors such as lemon, mint, peach, raspberry, and Original Ice Tea, as well as diet. Lemon, Raspberry, and Original are by far the most common and highest sale rate, with the other flavors being scarce and at times hard to find.
Although Brisk is marketed as an Iced Tea beverage, there is actually less than 1% tea in Brisk. In truth Brisk is an artificially flavored soda, which is very high in sugar.

on IYM's MIND: Killing Floor

Lee Child is the pen name of British thriller writer Jim Grant.. His first novel, Killing Floor, won the Anthony Award for Best First Novel. Each of Child's novels follows the adventures of a former American Military Policeman named Jack Reacher who is wandering the United States.

In Killing Floor, welcome to Margrave, Georgia—but don't get too attached to the townsfolk, who are either in on a giant conspiracy, or hurtling toward violent deaths, or both. 

Friday, July 2, 2010

on IYM's MIND: Die Antwoord


NINJA'S name used to be Waddy Jones. One day Waddy Jones did something really fokken stupid.
Like a total fokken doos, Waddy dressed in full military camouflage and took a djembe drum and a big sack of weed with him to a Legalize Marajuana protest outside the steps of parliament in Cape Town. Waddy arrived at the Legalize Marajuana protest early to get a good seat. The police had even made a nice little fence around the area where all the irie protestors could sit. Waddy was rolling himself a lekker duk zol as the other irie protestors slowly started pulling into the little fenced area to make their protest.

About 20 irie protestors pitched up including the organizer of the protest who had even brought along a big weed plant to give to Nelson Mandela as a present. Then all-of-a-sudden 5 big armour-plated Caspers pulled in filled with about 100 fokken cops who arrested Waddy Jones and all the other irie protestors sitting inside the little fence. When Waddy got out of jail, he changed his name to NINJA and suddenly got much better at rapping.